Sep 13, 2024 - Funko flop.

Apr 30, 2024 - A deep sea dive into endless, frustrating monotony.

Apr 10, 2024 - Broken Roads has ideas that could have made it an RPG to rival Disco Elysium, instead it runs out of steam almost immediately.

Dec 15, 2023 - Everybody’s twerking for The Weeknd.

Dec 8, 2023 - A familiar co-op shooter with remarkably few surprises and surprisingly unremarkable gunplay.

Nov 22, 2023 - Duck cake.

Nov 3, 2023 - Mundane Bore-fare

Oct 27, 2023 - This Middle-earth survival game doesn't do anything better than its peers, but it does some important things worse.

Oct 26, 2023 - An unsatisfying, paint-by-numbers Silent Hill clone that's horrifying in all the wrong ways.

Oct 4, 2023 - Barely passable.

Mar 9, 2022 - A tower of banality.

Mar 4, 2022 - Inconsistent writing and terrible combat dim the bright spots of this epic-sized RPG that seems firmly stuck in the genre's past.

Jan 11, 2022 - The spell is broken.

Dec 20, 2021 - On deaf ears.

Sep 10, 2021 - Gonna sigh now.

Sep 8, 2021 - A sprawling misadventure.

Jun 21, 2021 - A tedious co-op adventure with dungeons, dragons, and lots of bugs.

Mar 30, 2021 - What a blunder.

Mar 13, 2021 - A cool look can’t save this repetitive roguelike.

Feb 4, 2021 - Dull in the tooth.

Mar 26, 2019 - The concept and vibe are killer, but this open-world co-op shooter is loaded with confounding design and bugs.

Mar 13, 2019 - This anime open-world action game is stretched too thin.

Feb 16, 2019 - Crackdown 3's Wrecking Zone is a barebones and uninspired multiplayer mode that makes poor use of its impressive environmental destruction

Jan 24, 2019 - A Dark Age of 4X strategy, but with a light at the end of the tunnel.

Jan 18, 2019 - This survival game left port before it was seaworthy.

Jun 11, 2018 - I've decided not to endorse this park.

May 31, 2018 - Painful gameplay takes the gruesome joy out of its disturbing imagery.

May 9, 2018 - This clumsy first-person rogue-lite is bland, tortuous, and maddeningly difficult.

Jan 18, 2018 - Fans have had to wait a long time for a good tennis game this console generation. Unfortunately that wait just got longer.

Dec 12, 2017 - Illogical puzzles are scarier than the dark secrets in this house of horrors.

Mar 23, 2016 - Awful framerate problems and shabby graphics make this port hard to enjoy on regular 3DS hardware.

Feb 9, 2016 - Catchy multiplayer can’t save this buggy mess from careless level design.

Jan 20, 2016 - This mission to Mars too often feels like a no-win situation.

Nov 18, 2015 - Ultra Smash is a bare-bones, lackluster addition to Mario's sporting adventures.

Jul 17, 2015 - Lapped

Jul 14, 2015 - Rubber Suit Rampage

May 15, 2015 - Dull Blades

Apr 8, 2015 - Strike Two

Jan 28, 2015 - Reviled hunt

Jan 12, 2015 - Smells Funky

Jun 5, 2014 - Monstrously mundane

May 23, 2014 - Not even close

May 20, 2014 - Dragon Me Down

May 5, 2014 - Not So Amazing

Apr 15, 2014 - Defensive errors

Feb 27, 2014 - A hot mess.

Feb 4, 2014 - No way out.

Jan 17, 2014 - An atom bomb

Dec 11, 2013 - Not Whelmed.

Dec 10, 2013 - The so-so Spider-Man.

Jul 23, 2013 - Six feet underwhelming.

Jul 23, 2013 - Out of control.

Jul 13, 2013 - Not worth chasing.

Jul 11, 2013 - Stealth for suckers.

Jul 10, 2013 - A flaccid flashback.

May 14, 2013 - A big black hole.

May 10, 2013 - Real-Time Shambling

Apr 27, 2013 - I cannae take much more of this!

Apr 18, 2013 - A Moving Experience You Shouldn't Have

Mar 27, 2013 - Less than the sum of its parts.

Nov 16, 2012 - Far from a system seller.

Nov 2, 2012 - Dance 'til you drop.

Oct 27, 2012 - Dishonorable discharge.

Oct 19, 2012 - Cute ain't enough.

Oct 16, 2012 - Shocking. <br>Positively shocking.

Oct 12, 2012 - This is virtually identical to last year's game.

Oct 4, 2012 - Aw, hell no.

Sep 19, 2012 - Not super or natural, just bad.

Aug 14, 2012 - A moving experience you shouldn't have.

May 15, 2012 - A good story surrounded by mediocrity.

Feb 4, 2012 - Inconsistency killed the cat.

Jan 12, 2012 - Insanity is boring.

Jan 3, 2012 - Cakes made his ninja wife get fat. Now he'll have his revenge!

Dec 2, 2011 - When one Bloob just won't do.

Nov 30, 2011 - A waste of space.

Nov 28, 2011 - Life-threatening excitement without the threat or excitement.

Nov 17, 2011 - X gets the... zzzzzz.

Nov 15, 2011 - Mostly the same content but with a disappointing performance.

Nov 14, 2011 - Deduction bored.

Nov 10, 2011 - Deduction bored.

Sep 7, 2011 - This is a nightmare.

Sep 2, 2011 - Dr. House visits the set of Avatar, finds blue people and gets quippy.

Aug 12, 2011 - A real zombie apocalypse would be less painful.

Jul 30, 2011 - Smash Bros this is not.

Jul 20, 2011 - We wanna go back in time.

Jul 15, 2011 - Prepare to get sweaty.

Jul 13, 2011 - The rise and fall of a game.

Jul 9, 2011 - This is not Ape Escape.

Jul 8, 2011 - Search out some calmer pastures.

Jul 8, 2011 - Let your little girl borrow your lip gloss instead.

May 20, 2011 - A look back to when games were crappy.

May 6, 2011 - Just taking up space in the Wii Shop.

Apr 22, 2011 - Tonight's Kinect activities: singing, dancing, disappointment.

Apr 21, 2011 - Unless potty humor and boring platforming are your thing, prepare to facepalm.

Apr 21, 2011 - A failed partnership.

Mar 30, 2011 - Put down that knife.

Mar 23, 2011 - There's no penalty for crossing the streams, but that's the least of this game's problems.

Mar 22, 2011 - Save your quarters.

Mar 4, 2011 - Not as fun as its predecessor. (Not even remotely.)

Feb 25, 2011 - Post-apocalyptic problems.

Nov 24, 2010 - Not a place worth exploring.

Nov 24, 2010 - Tops hit bottom.

Nov 23, 2010 - Apparently the king doesn't deserve a challenge.

Nov 19, 2010 - Get gored.

Nov 18, 2010 - About as fun as getting a paper cut from a real Yu-Gi-Oh card.

Nov 11, 2010 - This game will turn you into an atheist.

Nov 11, 2010 - Kiss him goodbye, he's defying gravity.

Nov 11, 2010 - It's time for Mama to retire.

Nov 10, 2010 - Where's the ejection handle on this thing?

Nov 10, 2010 - This is why goblins went extinct.

Sep 29, 2010 - You might as well stick withTruth or Dare.

Sep 28, 2010 - It was skewered on the Xbox 360. How does Naughty fare on the iPhone?

Sep 24, 2010 - You might as well stick withTruth or Dare.

Sep 1, 2010 - This one falls flat right out of the gate.

Aug 19, 2010 - Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.

Aug 3, 2010 - What was once great is now...not so great.

Aug 2, 2010 - Too bad it's not based on the Stylo video.

Aug 2, 2010 - Too bad it's not based on the Stylo video.

Jul 28, 2010 - Don't go shopping here.

Jul 24, 2010 - Don't pay ten bucks for this. (You can still download the PC version for free.)

Jun 7, 2010 - A waste of (Ben) 10 dollars.

Jun 1, 2010 - Boring name, boring game.

May 28, 2010 - At least it's bananas they're flinging.

May 28, 2010 - A waste of (Ben) 10 dollars.

May 26, 2010 - Bland and lifeless arcade shooting.

May 26, 2010 - The price is wrong, Bob.

May 21, 2010 - Hey this isn't Conduit 2!

May 18, 2010 - The prince has seen better days.

May 15, 2010 - Aksys Games' localization of GungHo's portable JRPG can't seem to save it from being damn near offensive.

May 13, 2010 - Footie fail.

Apr 2, 2010 - Math can be... well, it's math.

Apr 2, 2010 - This paddle is too slow. This paddle is too fast.

Mar 31, 2010 - Apparently, you train it by button mashing.

Mar 31, 2010 - Apparently, you train it by button mashing.

Mar 29, 2010 - Murder has never been so aggravating.

Mar 29, 2010 - Murder has never been so aggravating.

Mar 29, 2010 - Murder has never been so aggravating.

Mar 24, 2010 - Something was definitely lost in this poem's translation.

Mar 9, 2010 - Seriously lacking core gameplay ultimately handcuffs this one.

Mar 2, 2010 - Rafa got the boot.

Jan 5, 2010 - Zero is also the number of people playing online.

Jan 4, 2010 - Like an aging rock star who didn't know when to quit.

Dec 12, 2009 - Rebecca and Billy go out on the worst date of all time.

Dec 10, 2009 - This is an SOS... this game sucks.

Dec 9, 2009 - You'll need to get your Qix elsewhere.

Dec 9, 2009 - The portable version has a tough time leaving the starting gate intact.

Dec 3, 2009 - You're better off sticking with the fish.

Dec 1, 2009 - A lesser-known beat-'em-up from the makers of Double Dragon and River City Ransom that failed to recapture the magic of those classics.

Nov 26, 2009 - The NES original arrives on Virtual Console, hot on the heels of its recent Wii remake.

Nov 24, 2009 - Is there a game equivalent to "straight to DVD?"

Nov 10, 2009 - Are you smart enough to find a better quiz game?

Nov 2, 2009 - This game has nothing to do with the movie... or the book.

Nov 2, 2009 - This game has nothing to do with the movie... or the book.

Nov 2, 2009 - This game has nothing to do with the movie... or the book.

Oct 28, 2009 - The handheld version is supposed to be the good one!

Oct 23, 2009 - As it turns out, circle-strafing bears isn't that much fun.

Oct 22, 2009 - Like an aging rock star who didn't know when to quit.

Oct 22, 2009 - What a nightmare.

Oct 21, 2009 - Five Domo games, and only one worth considering.

Oct 21, 2009 - Five Domo games, and only one worth considering.